Hell's Giftshop

Is the world going to hell in a handbasket? I don't think we're quite there yet. I would say we're close. We're more like...in Hell's Giftshop.

Name:
Location: Colorado, United States

I'm a 43-yr. old music lover, off-road enthusiast, camper, gotta-be-outside mountain chick.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Stupid Survey

The MySpace Survey:

Name: JeepGirl
Date of Birth: April 1964
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde, not grey, BLONDE dammit!
Height: 5'5"
Heritage: German, Irish, English, French
Piercings: Ear holes have long since closed up
Tattoos: Not brave enough, unlike SOME people reading this post

Favourite:

Band/Singer: Death Cab for Cutie
Song: Imagine
Movie: Apollo 13
Disney Movie: I don't do Disney
TV show: Friday Night Lights
Color: Solar Yellow
Food: Fajitas
Pizza topping: Pepperoni and Pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: Swiss Orange Chip!
Drink (alcoholic): Pina Colada (what a lightweight)
Soda: Coke
Store: Casa Bonita
Clothing Brand: whatever fits
Shoe Brand: Merrell
Season: Autumn!!
Month: September
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Tulip, yellow
Make-Up Item: Puh-leeze
Board game: Trivial Pursuit

This or That

Sunny or rainy: Sun sun sun
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Money babee!
Phone or in person: Email
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: cold!!!!

Your:

Goal for this year: Too many to mention
Most missed memory: Madge
Best physical feature: Eyes
First thought waking up: Where's Scooter?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Contradictaryitis (I'm stuffed. You gonna eat that??)
Preferred type of plastic surgery: a Debit card surgically implanted in my wrist
Most stupid remark: That my Jeep center caps were replaced crooked (the tire was just rolled around so they were not facing horizontal).
Worst crime: Shoplifting lipstick when I was in 5th grade
Greatest ambition: Novelist
Greatest fear: June Bugs (you think I'm kidding??)
Darkest secret: Ooh, can't say it here
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: A candle of a fat man sunbathing
Worst habit: Nail biting

Do You:

Smoke: nope
Drink: yes
Curse: #@$#^ yeah!
Shower daily: No but I bathe nightly
Like thunderstorms: not since Scooter doesn't
Dance in the rain: I don't dance unless a June Bug has flown into my hair
Sing: yes
Play an instrument: yes
Wish on stars: once in a while
Believe in fate: no
Believe in love at first sight: YES!

Can You:

Drive: car yes, cattle no
Sew: no
Cook: yes but hate to
Speak another language: count to ten in German
Dance: aren't you listening?
Sing: yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: no
Eaten Sushi: yes. bleck.
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: ooh, with Jen on Field Day. We were cool.
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: yes, lipstick, you aren't paying attention
Cried yourself to sleep: yes

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? wishy washiness
Are you right or left handed? right but I do alot of things left handed
What is your bedtime? midnight usually
Name three things you can't live without: music, books, friends
What is the color of your room? boring white cos I'm never there
Do you have any siblings? yes
Do you have any pets? SCOOTER
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no
What is you middle name? Lee
What are you nicknames? Mare, Marn, FW, Babo
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
What are your thoughts on abortion? pro
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes constantly have someone I'm crushing on
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? asleep in my sleeping bag on a mountain
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? what the hell?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding probably, today

In a Member of the Opposite Sex:

Hair color: blonde
Eye color: green/blue
Height 6' or over
Weight 180-220 lbs
Most important physical feature: hands
Biggest turn-off: stubby fingers

1 Comments:

Blogger Kanga Jen said...

OK, you asked for it. :-)
(enjoyed reading your answers. Like I couldn't have predicted anyway, lol)

Name: Jen
Date of Birth: July 1964
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: Virginia
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown with goldish-highlights. Hey, I don't have any gray either, Mare!
Height: 5'6"
Heritage: human
Piercings: 3 in each ear. What should I do next? :-)
Tattoos: YES!!! On my ankle
(Mare wrote: "Not brave enough, unlike SOME people reading this post; just wait, girlfriend... )

Favourite:

Band/Singer: Dunno. Counting Crows?
Song: "The Riddle" 5 4 fighting
Movie: Contact, maybe.
Disney Movie: Does High School Musical count?
TV show: The Office. Or Earl. Or Grey's Anatomy
Color: green
Food: pasta/tira misu
Pizza topping: mushrooms
Ice-Cream Flavor: vanilla
Drink (alcoholic): red wine or my new favorite, Appletini.
Soda: Diet Dr. Pepper
Store: Uh...LL Bean outlet?
Clothing Brand: LL Bean
Shoe Brand: Brand?
Season: Fall
Month: November
Holiday/Festival: Thanksgiving
Flower: cherry blossom
Make-Up Item: make-up?
Board game: Pegs and Jokers :-)

This or That

Sunny or rainy: rainy (we need it desperately)
Chocolate or vanilla: depends.
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: If I have love can I pick money?
Phone or in person: anything but phone
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: cold!!!!

Your:

Goal for this year: not to destroy the PTA
Most missed memory: Nanny
Best physical feature: It used to be legs before I got old. Eyes?
First thought waking up: Did Sammy pee on the rug again?
Hypothetical personality disorder:
list-a-holic
Preferred type of plastic surgery:
I'd like a third arm
Most stupid remark: I never say stupid things.
Worst crime: speeding
Greatest ambition: to finally get a dark secret (see 2 below)
Greatest fear: snakes
Darkest secret: (see 2 above)
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift:
Worst habit: bad posture

Do You:

Smoke: no
Drink: yes, too much
Curse: yes, too much
Shower daily: Never shower
Like thunderstorms: adore them
Dance in the rain: No.
Sing: only to myself
Play an instrument: yes
Wish on stars: yes
Believe in fate: what does that mean? I think things are as they are as they are. If that's fate, then yes.
Believe in love at first sight: I don't know.

Can You:

Drive: yes
Sew: yes
Cook: yes, love to
Speak another language: nothing useful
Dance: define dance
Sing: no (didn't I already answer this?)
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: no

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: no
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: (Mare wrote: "ooh, with Jen on Field Day. We were cool." Yeah, there's that. And once I skipped HS and went to get pizza with the drama club kids)
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: yes, but only when the cashier forgets to ring it up.
Cried yourself to sleep: yes, yes, yes

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? gum smacking
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? about 11
Name three things you can't live without: (I'm ignoring the obvious kids/husband things)... Drinking wine with friends and laughing together, the smell of sauted onions and garlic, the internet
What is the color of your room? terra cotta
Do you have any siblings? yes, two wonderful sisters
Do you have any pets? dog, cat, gecko, hamster
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Could I kill them by only pushing a button? (I'm thinking Hitler. I could maybe do that. Maybe. Or not.)
What is you middle name? Richardson
What are you nicknames? Mommy, Jen, DJ, honey
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
What are your thoughts on abortion? I hate abortion.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes. Orlando Bloom
Are you afraid of the dark? not really
How do you want to die? After I'm done living
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably 2
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding (didn't I answer this already?)

In a Member of the Opposite Sex:

Hair color: brown
Eye color: brown
Height: doesn't matter much
Weight (Mare wrote: "180-220 lbs" sounds good to me)
Most important physical feature: eyes
Biggest turn-off: bad breath

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